Dave got this book for 50p. It bills itself as a serious look into cat behavious, but its the most random mix of useful and almost-certainly-made-up information. Sample text:
“The secret for any cat phobic individuals who want to keep their distance is to lean towards a cat, stare fixedly at it with wide open eyes and make agitated hand movements asking the cat to come an sit on their laps. This will have exectly the opposite effect.”
Oh no it won’t! We tried this with Ginger, and evern got visitors to try it and he was sat on the relevant persons lap within seconds.